("deadlock - the ratting robber") https://youtu.be/rWwpbGufXUM -- You were born. Perhaps the most destructive thing you have done to this world. You are vermin. You are the rat's corpse gumming up the machine. You are Yoshi's reviled.
You don't care about climbing rank, meta builds, or winrate. You want to be a nuisance, your grubby little mitts on every camp, teamfight, and unattended Vindicta.